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Someone save us!

I was just going to deliver on a promise to provide this link to the Creationist Science Fair 2001.

But then I started poking around their website.

I ran across this post, on their site news section:

We have moved again. While closely rereading the Statement of Faith of our previous webhost, Cross Spot, we made the sad discovery that they are not firm enough in their opposition to the erroneous doctrine of triclavianism.

Apparently they're referring to Cross Post, a site entirely targeted "... to provide web services and tools for Christian Ministries." Which was inadequate because they didn't have a strong enough stance against "Triclavianism , or, in other words, a belief held by some Christians that Jesus was nailed up with exactly 3 nails. It's a belief that, since it's not based in bible doctrine, should be vehemently opposed. This incites the good humor of Kissing Hank's Ass. How can you be so strict about your faith that you miss all of the glaring inconsistencies.

John: "There's no contradiction between 9 and 2, 9 just clarifies 2. As far as 6 goes, you've never been to the moon, so you can't say for sure."

Sheesh.